An idiotically lengthy absence from a completely unpopuler and not in demand blog

I'm back! To all my readers, viewers, listeners, I want to apologize (haha, as if there are any of you bastards, and if there are you sure are unlucky to enjoy a blog that posts its entry's backwards((I mean, shouldn't it post the newest at the bottom so that new viewers can start from the beginning? No, nevermind, my logic is faulty(((parentheses inside parentheses, biatch)))))) and state that I will be posting the thoughts that drift through my worthless cranium and the fruition of my creativity monthly (hopefully), if that's all right with all of you nonexistent folk out there.
I have changed, and for the worse. My intellect has largely been drained into a void, filling it perhaps, but nonetheless lost forever. I will never be the awesomely creative and awesome nerd that I used to be, and though I am no longer awesome I retain my title of nerd/geek/dork. This is obvious and can be educed from my newly upbeat diction, such as the use of the word biatch, and lack of coherence. But do not lament for my melted brain! I will give this blog new songs, new drawings, some of my old poetry and some of my new! Fear not, loyal subjects (who would be loyal to a site that hasn't been updated in a year and has been viewed by no one but the author?), for I, the indefatigably genius, and momentarily self confident, Lars will supply you with all kind of goodies, ranging from opinions to obscene rap songs! Do not fret! I have not been at work for a year, but my vigor shall be restored and your happiness, or at least what I wish was someone's happiness, will come again!