Thursday, June 26, 2008

I wish 'twere real

This is a song I made that unfortunately was only inspired by fantasy, not reality


Girl you are so fine
I wanna make you make you make you mine
But you said you don’t wanna get pregnant
So I’ll have to shut up and respect it
And I’ll pull out when I’m halfway done
And jerk the rest off just for fun
I I I I’m Comin’ on the Curtains
I’m comin’ on the curtains!
I’m five feet from the window
And I’m wonderin’ just how far I can go
When I look at your face, its so beautiful
I sprayed all over, it was terrible
I I I I’mTalkin’ to you
”Babe can you help me please?
You’re the only one that can make me scream”
So you come over willingly
And you help vigorously
Euphoria’s nothin’ when compared to you
And all the things you can make me do
But please don’t blame me for ruinin’ the curtains
After what you did to me I am hurtin’
I’d never done anything so hardcore
And I’d never shot five feet before
You’re the one who made me do it
So please baby don’t throw a fit’
Cause you made me ah ah ah ah
Come on the curtains, I’m comin’ on the curtains!
I’m I’m I’m I’m slowing down the beat
just how you were goin’ on my meat
Slow slow slow now fastah fastah fastah
and I’m Comin’ on the curtains
I’m comin on the curtains
I’m comin comin comin
I’m wonderin’ wonderin’ wonderin’
How I am going to explain this to the clerk at the store where I will return this
Ye, I may have frosted the curtains with white
But don’t worry it’ll be all right
We’ll just return ‘em at the store
Get a cash rebate or get some more
curtains curtains curtains
IIIIIIIII’mComin on the curtains!